Nothing on this site, and I mean ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOTHING guarantees you any level of success, failure, or anything at all. You are not guaranteed anything. I make no guarantees. I do not guarantee you ANYTHING. Business is hard. You will probably fail at least 10 to 20 times or more before you get it right. I do not guarantee your freelance success. I do not guarantee your success as a copywriter. I do not guarantee your success as a villain. I, Lex DeVille, make no guarantees of anything at all and cannot be held liable or responsible for your results. If you want anything in life, you have to work hard for it, and cross your fingers that the stars align and that you get lucky as hell. That's your disclaimer. Don't blame me if you fail. Don't thank me if you succeed. Go forward knowing that whatever happens, happens.

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